You may have heard we also have a new bottling machine waiting in Italy to be delivered.
The tanks are full of beer waiting to go into nice bottles with fancy new branding.
The problem with all of this is that the machine won't arrive here until we've paid the balance of the cost. We are a few quid short. We could ask you, the Hardknott fans, to lend us some, but I've thought of a great idea which will suit us all.....
I sell you some beer a little bit cheaper, so you spend a little bit more, the money goes right into our PayPal account making up that little difference.
Everyone's a winner. What do you say?
Rhetoric Ed I £5.15 NOW £3.85 (One-off beer, never to be repeated)
Oh, and you best hurry, this offer won't last forever.